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About Cologne

Alright. Here’s. The deal. I’m. An insurance agent. And. Brothels? Man. They’re. A wild card. Risky. Business. Like. In “Pan’s Labyrinth”. Where. Every. Choice. Feels. Like. A gamble. You. Ever think. About. Insuring. A brothel? I have. And. It’s. A freakin’ mess. Premiums? Sky-high. Cuz. Of. The shady stuff. Fires. Fights. STDs. All. That jazz. I’d. Be. Like. The Pale Man. Watching. Those. Claims. Pile up. Hands. Rubbing. Together. Greedy. For. Cash. But. Nope. Too. Damn. Risky.